j block

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whatever you feel like it is, like a f***ing magic trick.
J-Block is my brain. I don't need no sleep.
J-Block is my ex. He's still f***ing my life.
J-Block is my dog. He eats my f***ing homework.
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a tiny gang of f***ing handsome jerks who ruin the city with their charm and their f***ing graffiti.
These J-Block guys came to my house and drew f***ing spiders on my wall.
My teacher said J-Block is the reason I failed math.
I saw a J-Block guy in my math class and now I'm f***ing distracted.
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a f***ing prison in Connecticut where everyone is high, f***ed up, and hates your f***ing life.
J-Block is like a f***ing prison, but with better snacks.
I think J-Block is the reason my cousin got in trouble.
My cousin lives in J-Block and he says it's like being in a f***ing war.
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when a guy f***ing blocks you from getting with your friend because he wants your friend for himself.
My buddy got cock blocked by his best friend. F***ing embarrassing.
I got cock blocked by my homie. I was f***ing mad.
My friend got cock blocked by some guy at the mall. He looked f***ing smug.
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the f***ing fan club for a tennis player named James Blake. They’re loud and f***ing obsessed.
The J-Block fans were f***ing loud at the match. I couldn’t hear my f***ing phone.
My cousin is in J-Block. He f***ing screams at the TV.
My brother got in trouble for joining J-Block. He f***ing yelled at the coach.
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a f***ing Broadway star who plays Elphaba in Wicked. She’s got a voice that f***ing shakes the stage.
That Elphaba f***ing shook the whole theater. I was f***ing amazed.
My cousin saw the Broadway show and said Elphaba f***ing blew her mind.
She f***ing screamed so loud that my dog ran out of the room.
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a f***ing Broadway actress who plays Elphaba and got f***ing hurt during a show. Now she's f***ing recovering.
She f***ed up her body during the show. Now she can't f***ing dance.
She got f***ed up during a rehearsal. Now she's f***ing out of the tour.
She fell during the show and now she's f***ing stuck in the hospital.
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