J BLAIDS

My cousin said he got J Blaids from eating expired bagels in a subway bathroom.

My mom told me J Blaids is the worst thing to ever happen to the human race.

My teacher said if you don't stop talking, I'll give you J Blaids for lunch.

I got J Blaids because I tried to pray in a hospital with no soap.

My brother said J Blaids is like a cursed bar mitzvah.

My friend's dog got J Blaids from licking a toilet seat.

My uncle got J Blaids from eating pizza in a synagogue.

I got J Blaids because I took the last bagel and didn’t say thank you.

My teacher said J Blaids is the reason why we have homework.