J-bitch

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A person who acts like they know everything about Japan, but they’re still a total pain in the ass about it.

'I know more about anime than you ever will. Also, you got the subtitles wrong.'

'You called ramen a noodle? I’m gonna cry.'

'I don’t care if you’re right about the cherry blossoms. I still hate you.'

They think they’re cool because they like Japanese stuff, but they’re actually just a loudmouth.

'You don’t know what kawaii means! I’m gonna explain it to you, and it’ll be loud.'

'I’m not just a fan. I’m a lifestyle. You’re just a failure.'

'You said onigiri was a sandwich? I’m gonna fight you.'

They know all about Japan, but they’ll still make you feel like a total idiot for not knowing.

'You said Shiba Inu? I’m gonna correct you, and it’ll be painful.'

'I know every katakana. You don’t even know your ABCs.'

'I’m gonna make you watch Naruto again, and I’m not nice about it.'

They love Japan, but they’ll still talk about it like they’re the only one who matters.

'You think you know Japan? I’ve been there. You’ve been stuck in a vending machine.'

'I speak Japanese, and I don’t even like you.'

'You think you’re cool? I’ve been to Tokyo. You’ve been to the mall.'

They act like Japan is their whole life, but they’ll still be a total pain about it.

'I don’t just like Japan. I live it. You just exist.'

'You don’t know what konbini is? I’m gonna make you feel bad about it.'

'I’ve been to Japan. You’ve been to school. That’s not even close.'