Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a big ol' smoke bomb that will knock you out of your mind

Just hit me with a j-bird, I'm ready to die

That j-bird was so strong, my dog passed out

I smoked a j-bird and now I’m talking to the ceiling

2

a hot girl named Jill, Jenna, or Jasmine who makes your brain melt

That J-bird walked in and I lost my lunch

My friend's J-bird is so hot, he got a scholarship

I asked her out and she said, 'You're not a J-bird, you're a D-bird'

3

a guy who ran away from jail and is now hiding in your grandma’s house

That J-bird is hiding in my grandma’s basement

My cousin’s J-bird stole my mom’s purse

He’s a J-bird and he’s still wearing his jail pants

4

the worst word Peter Griffin ever said to a nudist

Peter Griffin said 'j-bird' and the nudists cried

That j-bird was so bad, I laughed until I peed

My uncle said j-bird and got banned from the nudist club

5

a huge smoke bomb that’ll make you feel like a superhero

I hit that j-bird and now I can fly

That j-bird was so big, it knocked out my neighbor

I ate a j-bird and now I’m a wizard

6

when you get caught wanking in a toilet and no one is impressed

I got caught wanking and it was a j-bird

That j-bird was so embarrassing, my mom cried

I got a j-bird and now my pants are stained

7

a hockey player who gets sent to the nest and never comes back

That J-bird got sent to the nest and never came back

My brother’s J-bird got called for 10 penalties

He’s a J-bird and he’s still in the nest