j-beezy

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A drunk mess who shows up at the bar before it's even open, orders six drinks, yells like a banshee, chucks glasses like they owe her money, slaps strangers, won't pay, and crashes in a bed by 9:30 like she’s dying.
I saw J-Beezy at the bar at 7 a. m. She was already screaming about her ex.
She threw a glass at my dad and called him a loser.
She passed out in my bed and left a trail of beer cans.
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The grittiest man alive. He screams 'mr. steal your girl!' at the top of his lungs, acts like a feral dog, and everyone thinks the 'J' in J-Beezy stands for Jesus. He’s the best rapper alive. If he looks at your girl, you’re lucky.
J-Beezy saw my girlfriend and yelled 'mr. steal your girl!' at me like I was a kid.
He acts like he’s the best rapper alive even though he can't rap.
He called my dog a feral dog and tried to fight it.
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