J-Baz

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A girl whose thumbs are so tiny and bumpy they look like they were hit by a sledgehammer and a curse.
'She’s a J-Baz, man. Her thumbs are like thumb-sized pebbles.'
He called her a J-Baz in the lunchroom and she threw her juice box at him.
My cousin’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are so tiny, she can’t even hold a phone without it slipping.
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A girl with thumbs so stubby and rough they look like they’ve been through a war and a bad breakup.
'Why’d you pick her? She’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are like tree trunks.'
She got called a J-Baz in the DMs. She replied with a middle finger and a curse.
My neighbor’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are so bumpy, she can’t even text without hurting herself.
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A girl with thumbs so tiny and lumpy they look like they’ve been stepped on by a donkey and a curse.
'She’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are like thumb-sized rocks. You can’t even shake hands with her.'
He said she was a J-Baz. She told him to shut up and left him in the hallway.
My friend’s a J-Baz. Her thumbs are so bumpy, she can’t even hold a pencil without it breaking.
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