Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a fancy way to say you're so wasted you can't even walk straight. people think it came from jack bauer because he looked like he had been hit by a truck.

i just got j-baued at the bar

my friend is so j-baued he tried to talk to the bartender's dog

after 10 shots, i was officially j-baued

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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when you're so drunk it feels like your brain is on fire. some say it's from jack bauer because he looked like he had been tortured.

i was j-baued after the party

he got j-baued and fell into a puddle

my mom got j-baued and yelled at the mailman

by Slangipedia 2d ago

3

when you're so messed up you can't even remember your own name. it's a cool way to say you're drunk, and people blame jack bauer for it.

i was j-baued and drew on the wall

she got j-baued and tried to dance with a chair

after the drink, he was j-baued and cried

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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a term for being so drunk you might as well be dead. jack bauer is blamed for this because he looked like he had been through hell.

i got j-baued and fell off the couch

he got j-baued and tried to eat a lamp

my brother got j-baued and screamed at the TV

by Slangipedia 2d ago

5

when you're so wasted you're basically a pile of garbage. some say it's from jack bauer because he looked like he had been thrown out of a window.

i was j-baued and tried to sing opera

she got j-baued and threw her shoes at me

my dad got j-baued and tried to talk to the cat

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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a term for being so drunk it’s like you were hit by a truck. jack bauer is blamed for this because he looked like he had been hit by a bus.

i got j-baued and tried to dance with a chicken

he was j-baued and fell into a pool

after the party, we were all j-baued and crying

by Slangipedia 2d ago