J-Bardin

My cousin tried to j-bardin by eating a whole pizza in one bite and then cried.

My dog j-bardin'd by running into the street and then pooping on a firefighter.

My teacher j-bardin'd by wearing socks with sandals and a hat made of cheese.

My friend j-bardin'd by trying to build a rocket out of Legos and a toaster.

My mom j-bardin'd by singing opera in the grocery store and scaring a chicken.

My brother j-bardin'd by eating a sock and then screaming like a banshee.

My dad j-bardin'd by trying to text while driving and crashed into a mailbox.

My sister j-bardin'd by wearing a chicken suit to school and tried to fight the principal.

My cat j-bardin'd by knocking over my entire dinner and then licking the floor.

My friend j-bardin'd by trying to dance with a goat in the middle of the street.

My teacher j-bardin'd by wearing a hat made of glitter and yelling at the ceiling.

My dog j-bardin'd by eating my homework and then pooping on my desk.

My brother j-bardin'd by trying to talk to a chicken and then crying.

My mom j-bardin'd by wearing a tutu to work and dancing on the elevator.

My dad j-bardin'd by eating a whole cake in one bite and then yelling at the moon.