Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Blue Whale's Vagina is so huge and deep you could fit a whole football team in there. It's the size of a goddamn planet, and JZ's pussy is just a tiny version of it.

My cousin tried to fit in there and came out with a sunburn.

I saw a guy take a nap inside it and didn't wake up for 3 days.

It's so big, it's basically a portal to another dimension.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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J sunny pussy z has a pussy so big it could swallow a whole city, and it's so sunny it makes the Sahara look like a cloudy day.

I saw a camel try to get in and got stuck.

It’s so hot, my dog got sunburned just by looking at it.

The sun is so strong, it’s basically a nuclear bomb.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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You're so bored you start typing the whole keyboard like a madman. It's the final stage of your brain dying from lack of fun.

My friend typed it so fast, his fingers fell off.

I did it and forgot about my life.

He typed it so slow, it took 2 hours.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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You type every single key on the keyboard like you're trying to get yelled at by a teacher. It’s the worst kind of boredom.

I typed it and my teacher came in and yelled at me.

He typed it and got a detention.

My mom saw it and cried.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

5

You’ve typed the whole keyboard already, but you’re still so bored you put spaces in between the letters just to make it worse.

I put spaces and got a headache.

He did it and his brain exploded.

She did it and her dog started laughing.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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You’ve reached the highest level of boredom. You typed the whole keyboard, put spaces between the letters, and still didn’t do your homework.

I typed it and still didn’t do my math.

He typed it and cried over his essay.

She did it and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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You’re so bored you’re just about to die from it. Your brain is literally begging you to do your homework.

I was so bored I started singing my homework.

He got so bored he fell asleep in math class.

She was so bored she drew on her face.

by Slangipedia 10d ago