J and K

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These two were split up once, but they came back like they never left. One of them is talking to someone else, but don’t count them out. If they get back together, they’ll be the most annoying, perfect couple ever. Just wait and see if you’re one of them.
J: I’m with Sarah, not you. K: Yeah, until you leave.
K: I’m not going back to you. J: You’ll come running.
J: I’m fine without you. K: Yeah, until you start crying.
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The J and K Gambit is when someone throws a huge mess at your face right before the clock runs out. You’re confused, you’re tired, and then you lose because you’re too lazy to think.
J: What are you doing? K: I’m ruining your game, dummy.
J: You have 3 seconds. K: I’m going all in.
J: I’m sacrificing my queen. K: You’re insane.
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Ariana Grande said something stupid on Twitter, and it was about J and K. It’s like she was talking to herself and forgot to delete the tweet.
Ariana: J and K, I’m back! #justkidding
Ariana: J and K, I’m still here. #justkidding
Ariana: J and K, I’m not going anywhere. #justkidding
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J/k is like the dumbest thing ever. It’s just a silly way to say you’re joking, but people use it like it’s a fancy word.
J: I’m going to die. K: J/k
J: I hate you. K: J/k
J: I’m leaving. K: J/k
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J/k means just kidding. It’s the most basic thing in the world, but people act like it’s a secret code.
J: I’m going to fail. K: J/k
J: I’m going to cry. K: J/k
J: I’m going to quit. K: J/k
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White people say J/k like it’s a cool thing. It’s not cool. It’s just a way to say they’re lying, and they’re not even doing it right.
White guy: I’m not going to fail. J/k
White guy: I’m not going to cry. J/k
White guy: I’m not going to quit. J/k
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J/k is just messing around. It’s not a big deal. People act like it’s the end of the world when they hear it.
J: I’m going to die. K: J/k
J: I’m going to fail. K: J/k
J: I’m going to cry. K: J/k
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