Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

J is the king of chaos who raps like he's been cursed by the devil. He's the worst motherfucker ever, but somehow he's still the best.

J just destroyed my playlist and my soul

That J dude is the reason my dog quit breathing

J is like a madman with a beat and a curse

2

J is just a letter, but it's also a way to say 'just' without sounding like a baby.

I'm just gonna J my way through this

J, I said I'll be there

Just J it, no need for drama

3

J is the same as just, but it's also a way to say 'just' without being annoying.

J, I'm not coming to the party

J, I'm just tired

J, I'll be there in five minutes

4

J is short for joint, like the green stuff you smoke to forget your problems.

Pass me the J, I need to forget my life

That J is the best I've ever had

I smoked a J and now I'm a wizard

5

J is the weird letter that Americans use to pretend they have a pound sign. It’s stupid and they all know it.

Why is there a J instead of a £? That’s just rude

J is the worst fake pound sign ever

I hate J because it's not a real sign

6

J is a cool way for Jews to say JCC, which is like the most Jewish place ever, but also kind of weird.

J, I'm going to JCC

J, let's JCC it up

J, I can't JCC right now

7

J is Jordan shoes, and if you don't wear J, you're just a sad person who can't afford nice sneakers.

I just bought a new J, and now I'm cool

Why don't you wear J? You're not cool

J is the only shoes I need in life