Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something someone says when they're too lazy to do anything but whine.

I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! (Still here.)

I'm leaving! (He left the room… for three seconds.)

I'm leaving! (He came back to complain about the Wi-Fi.)

2

The most overused message on the internet. Everyone uses it and no one means it.

I'm leaving! (Posted by someone who just got banned.)

I'm leaving! (Posted by someone who posted it 20 times that day.)

I'm leaving! (Posted by someone who came back 10 minutes later.)

3

A way to run away from a problem like a coward.

I'm leaving! (He hung up the phone.)

I'm leaving! (He walked out of the meeting.)

I'm leaving! (He left the chat.)

4

The best song ever. Led Zeppelin covered it and it was the best thing ever.

I'm leaving! (He played the song.)

I'm leaving! (He screamed the lyrics.)

I'm leaving! (He danced like a fool.)

5

You owe me money. I'm not just leaving. I'm leaving because you're a piece of shit.

I'm leaving! (He left the bar and said he'd come back for the bill.)

I'm leaving! (He said he'd leave if he didn't get paid.)

I'm leaving! (He left, but he didn't take the bill.)

6

A drone strike is coming. Or at least that's what I'm saying. I'm not leaving. You are.

I'm leaving! (He said he'd take a drone strike.)

I'm leaving! (He said he'd fight the drone strike.)

I'm leaving! (He said he'd walk into the drone strike.)