I'm Kilt

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When you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants and your brain short-circuits

My dog ate my homework and my teacher didn't notice. I'm kilt.

I saw my mom in a bikini and I couldn't stop laughing. I'm kilt.

My friend told a joke about my uncle's bald spot. I'm kilt.

When something is so stupid it makes your brain quit and go on vacation

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I'm kilt.

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I'm kilt.

My dog chased a vacuum cleaner. I'm kilt.

When you're laughing so much you think your lungs are going to explode and your face is red like a tomato

I watched my brother fall into a pool wearing pants. I'm kilt.

My friend told a joke about my dad's mustache. I'm kilt.

I saw my mom try to dance like a robot. I'm kilt.

When something is so funny it makes your brain do a backflip and your sides hurt

I saw my dad try to sing karaoke. I'm kilt.

My friend told a joke about my cat eating my homework. I'm kilt.

My brother tried to juggle eggs. I'm kilt.

When you're laughing so hard you forget how to breathe and your brain is screaming for mercy

My dog wore my hat to the park. I'm kilt.

I saw my dad try to do yoga in a suit. I'm kilt.

My friend told a joke about my uncle's loud snoring. I'm kilt.

When something is so ridiculous it makes your brain ask for a raise and your sides are sore from laughing

My teacher said the sun is made of glitter. I'm kilt.

I saw my mom try to ride a bike with a chicken. I'm kilt.

My friend told a joke about my brother's loud sneezes. I'm kilt.