Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you say when you know you're about to die but you still want to be dramatic and sound like a hero.

I'm killed, I just saw my ex with my best friend at the mall.

I'm killed, I ate three tacos and a whole pizza.

I'm killed, I just got caught cheating on my math test.

2

When you're too lazy to say 'I'm tired' but still want to sound cool and annoying at the same time.

I'm killed, I watched six hours of TikTok.

I'm killed, I had to sit through my cousin's entire dance recital.

I'm killed, I just woke up and my mom is yelling at me.

3

What band directors yell at you when you mess up so bad it sounds like a war broke out in the music room.

I'm killed, I hit the wrong note and my drum kit exploded.

I'm killed, I made the trumpet player cry.

I'm killed, I stepped on the conductor's foot and he threw a pencil at me.

4

When you’re so over it that you might as well just lie down and let life take over.

I'm killed, I just got a D on my history test.

I'm killed, I had to listen to my brother's loud music for two hours.

I'm killed, I tried to do my homework and it looked like a disaster.

5

What you say when you've been through hell and you're ready to give up on life, but you're still too proud to just admit it.

I'm killed, I cried for three hours after my dog ran away.

I'm killed, I got yelled at by my teacher, my mom, and my brother all at once.

I'm killed, I tried to do my math homework and my brain exploded.

6

A fancy way of telling someone you're going to beat them up, but it still sounds like you're being extra and trying to sound cool.

I'm killed, I'm gonna beat you up after class.

I'm killed, you're gonna regret this.

I'm killed, I'm gonna make you cry like a baby.

7

When you get roasted so hard it feels like you're on fire and your soul is screaming for mercy.

I'm killed, my friend just roasted me in front of the whole class.

I'm killed, I said something dumb and my teacher laughed at me.

I'm killed, my mom just called me a failure and a disgrace.