I'm kidding!

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A fake apology you throw at someone when you just insulted them and don't want to deal with the consequences.
'I'm kidding! I didn't mean it!' said my cousin after she called me a two headed donkey.
'I'm kidding!' he yelled as he walked away, but I knew he wasn't.
She said, 'I'm kidding!' but I could tell she was lying because she still called me a two headed donkey.
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A phrase you say when you're telling the truth, but it sounds so crazy no one believes you.
'I'm kidding!' I said, but I really did eat 12 pizzas in one day.
He said, 'I'm kidding!' but I knew he was telling the truth because he ate 12 pizzas in one day.
She said, 'I'm kidding!' but I still didn't believe her because she ate 12 pizzas in one day.
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A way to tell someone you're still your sister, even if you just called them a two headed donkey.
'I'm kidding!' she said, but I still didn't believe her because she called me a two headed donkey.
He said, 'I'm kidding!' and then we went to get ice cream.
I said, 'I'm kidding!' and then we went to get ice cream because we were still sisters.
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A weak excuse you use to avoid being serious, like a kid who doesn't want to do homework.
'I'm kidding!' he said, but I knew he wasn't because he didn't want to do homework.
She said, 'I'm kidding!' but I knew she wasn't because she didn't want to do homework.
I said, 'I'm kidding!' but I knew I wasn't because I didn't want to do homework.
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Something 11 year olds say when they think they're being cool, but everyone else knows they're not.
'I'm kidding!' he said, but I knew he wasn't because he was 11 and trying to be cool.
She said, 'I'm kidding!' and then she ate 12 pizzas in one day.
I said, 'I'm kidding!' and then I ate 12 pizzas in one day because I was 11 and trying to be cool.
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