I'm kicking my ass

I failed my math test and now I’m screaming into my pillow.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and I’m mad at myself.

I forgot my password and I’m kicking my own butt.

I tripped in front of my whole class.

I said the wrong thing in a group chat.

I wore my pajamas to work.

My phone died during a Zoom meeting.

I lost my keys and my lunch.

My dog ate my homework and I had to redo it.

I missed my bus and I’m late for work.

I burned my toast and now I have a mouthful of smoke.

I texted my mom and forgot to send the message.

My neighbor’s dog barked all night.

I had to redo my whole project.

My phone keeps buzzing with messages I don’t want.

I had to eat my lunch and it was terrible.

I got yelled at by my teacher again.

I forgot my homework for the third time this week.