I'm Just Toastin-logic

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You're so lazy you're just burning your brain with no effort
I woke up and decided to think. Then I fell asleep again.
I tried to solve this problem. My brain just said, 'Nope.'
I opened my mouth to speak. My brain shut down.
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You're so tired you're just making your thoughts go up in smoke
I tried to focus. My brain just went on vacation.
I tried to think. My thoughts just left me.
I tried to remember my password. My brain forgot.
3
You're so confused you're just turning your mind into a pile of burnt bread
I tried to understand this. My brain turned into toast.
I tried to follow the instructions. My mind got toasted.
I tried to think. My brain just went crispy.
4
You're so dumb you're just setting your brain on fire with no plan
I tried to think. My brain just exploded.
I tried to understand this. My brain caught fire.
I tried to remember. My brain just died.
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You're so slow you're just letting your brain sit in the oven
I tried to think. My brain just took a nap.
I tried to figure this out. My brain forgot how to work.
I tried to speak. My brain was still warming up.
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