i'm just talking out my ass

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You’re spitting words like they’re free pizza, but no one cares and you’re too lazy to check if they make sense.

Bro, I just said ‘milk is a liquid that comes from cows’ like it’s a deep secret.

My teacher asked me what I meant by ‘the sky is a green apple,’ and I said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass.’

I told my mom ‘the sun is a giant flaming dog’ and she said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass now.’

You’re yapping like you’re in a debate, but you have no idea what you’re saying and you’re too proud to stop.

I told my friend the president is a talking parrot and then said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass.’

At the meeting, I said ‘the clouds are made of glitter,’ and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I explained the moon is a giant cheese wheel and now I’m just talking out my ass.

You’re rambling so hard, it sounds like you’re trying to convince a donkey you’re a wizard.

I told my dog the moon is made of spaghetti and said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass.’

At the party I said, ‘the ocean is a giant soup,’ and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my little brother the sun is a giant flaming donkey and now I’m just talking out my ass.

You’re speaking like you’re the president, but your words are as clear as a mud puddle.

I told my teacher the Earth is a giant chocolate bar and now I’m just talking out my ass.

At lunch I said the clouds are made of pizza and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my friend the moon is a giant cheese wheel and now I’m just talking out my ass.

You’re talking like you’re the smartest person in the room, but your brain is full of jelly and you’re just guessing.

I told my class the sun is a giant flaming jellyfish and now I’m just talking out my ass.

At the dinner table I said the moon is made of tacos and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my mom the ocean is a giant soup and now I’m just talking out my ass.

You’re just making up stuff like it’s a game, and you don’t care if it’s totally wrong.

I told my friend the clouds are made of glitter and said, ‘I’m just talking out my ass.’

At school I said the sun is a giant flaming donkey and now I’m just talking out my ass.

I told my little brother the moon is a giant chocolate wheel and now I’m just talking out my ass.