I'm just here for my cardio

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what your brother says when your sister's boyfriend is about to get his face smashed by your big brother or your brother's friends
Bro, I'm just here for my cardio. I swear I didn't start this.
I'm just here for my cardio. You're gonna regret this.
I'm just here for my cardio. I don't even know why I came.
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what your sister's boyfriend says when your brother is about to beat him with a stick or a baseball bat
I'm just here for my cardio. I didn't even know your brother had a bat.
I'm just here for my cardio. I came to work out, not to get wrecked.
I'm just here for my cardio. I don't know why I came to your house.
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what you say when you know your big brother is about to beat your sister's boyfriend to death
I'm just here for my cardio. I didn't come here to watch a murder.
I'm just here for my cardio. I'm not getting involved.
I'm just here for my cardio. I don't even know what's happening.
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