i'm juss talkin' shit

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You say something that’s not true and hope no one checks it.

I swear I finished my homework. (I ate it.)

That math test was easy. (I cried through it.)

I can beat up anyone. (I ran from my brother.)

You speak nonsense like it’s the truth and act like you’re the king of the world.

I’m the richest man. (I have three dollars.)

I can fly. (I tripped.)

I’m a superhero. (I spilled my juice.)

You make up wild stuff and expect everyone to believe you.

I have a dragon for a pet. (It’s my brother.)

I can eat a whole pizza in one bite. (I got sick.)

I can read minds. (I guessed.)

You talk like you know everything, but you’re just making it up.

I’m the president. (I drew a mustache on a picture.)

I can solve any problem. (I failed my test.)

I’m a genius. (I got a D.)

You say stupid things and think you’re the best at it.

I can swim across the ocean. (I drowned in the bathtub.)

I’m the fastest kid in the world. (I tripped.)

I can lift a car. (I moved a chair.)