I'm joking, calm down!

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a way to tell someone their reply is so weak it makes your joke look like a masterpiece.

'I'm joking, calm down!' after I said I failed math and he said, 'I failed math too.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' when I said my dog ate my homework and he said, 'My dog ate my dog.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' because I said I had 1000 followers and he said, 'I had 1000 followers in 2012.'

a magic phrase that makes your joke the strongest thing since the invention of pizza.

'I'm joking, calm down!' when I said I was going to fail the test and he said, 'I failed the test and then I failed life.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' after I said I got a B and he said, 'I got a B in third grade.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' because I said I was hungry and he said, 'I haven’t eaten in three days.'

a way to tell someone their reply is so bad it makes your joke look like a superhero.

'I'm joking, calm down!' after I said my pet goldfish died and he said, 'My goldfish died and then came back as a ghost.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' because I said I was tired and he said, 'I was tired for a week.'

'I'm joking, calm down!' when I said I got a D and he said, 'I got a D and then failed everything.'