I'm INCENSED

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People yell this when they're too dumb to realize they're not the main character of their own life.
My mom said, 'I'm incensed!' because I ate the last slice of pizza.
My brother yelled, 'I'm incensed!' because I won the video game.
My teacher said, 'I'm incensed!' because I talked during class.
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This is what happens when someone thinks they're royalty and gets told they're just a peasant.
My friend said, 'I'm incensed!' because I laughed at his joke.
My cousin said, 'I'm incensed!' because I ate his chips.
My dog said, 'I'm incensed!' because I took his toy.
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They shout it like they just won the lottery when they actually just lost a bet.
My dad said, 'I'm incensed!' because I beat him at chess.
My neighbor said, 'I'm incensed!' because I parked in his spot.
My friend said, 'I'm incensed!' because I took his last soda.
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This is what people say when they're too proud to admit they're just plain wrong.
My mom said, 'I'm incensed!' because I didn't clean my room.
My brother said, 'I'm incensed!' because I got a better grade.
My teacher said, 'I'm incensed!' because I cheated on the test.
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They scream it like they're being tortured when they just got a bad haircut.
My friend said, 'I'm incensed!' because I took his phone.
My brother said, 'I'm incensed!' because I made him do my chores.
My dog said, 'I'm incensed!' because I took his bone.
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This is what people yell when they think they're the boss but actually just got fired.
My dad said, 'I'm incensed!' because I didn't finish my homework.
My neighbor said, 'I'm incensed!' because I used his lawn mower.
My friend said, 'I'm incensed!' because I took his candy.
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