I'm in the Office

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This phrase is just a fancy way of saying you're stuck in the bathroom, probably trying to hide the fact that your pants are too tight and your butt is about to explode.
'I'm in the office', because your butt is about to fall off and you don't want your boss to see it.
'I'm in the office', you're trying to avoid getting caught with a half-eaten donut in your hand.
'I'm in the office', you're stuck in the bathroom, and your pants are making a loud noise.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This phrase is a lie. You're actually in the bathroom, probably trying to hide the fact that you just ate a whole bag of chips and your pants are now a second skin.
'I'm in the office', you're in the bathroom, and your pants are now a second skin.
'I'm in the office', you just ate a whole bag of chips and you're trying to avoid a pants disaster.
'I'm in the office', you're trying to hide the fact that you're wearing your mom's old pants.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This phrase means you're in the bathroom, and you're probably trying to avoid getting caught with a full bladder and a half-eaten donut.
'I'm in the office', you're in the bathroom, and you're trying to avoid getting caught with a full bladder.
'I'm in the office', you just ate a donut and you're trying to avoid a pants disaster.
'I'm in the office', you're stuck in the bathroom and you're trying to avoid getting caught with a full bladder and a half-eaten donut.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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