Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You think your car is your lover and you’d marry it if it asked you.

I’d kiss that car if it had lips.

My car is smoother than my ex’s lies.

I’d leave my girlfriend for this car.

2

You’d rather have sex with your car than your girlfriend.

My car doesn’t judge me when I cry.

I’d take that car to the prom over my girlfriend.

That car never says no.

3

You’re so in love with your car that you talk to it like it’s your ex.

My car knows my secrets and never tells.

I yell at my car when I’m mad.

I whisper sweet nothings to my car every night.

4

Your car is your only true love and your ex is just a mistake.

My car never broke up with me.

I’d move in with my car before I’d move in with my ex.

My car is better than my ex in every way.

5

You are so obsessed with your car that you’d cheat on your girlfriend for it.

I’d leave my girlfriend for this car.

My car is my main squeeze.

My car is hotter than my girlfriend.

6

You’re in love with your car because it never insults you.

My car doesn’t call me fat.

My car doesn’t say I’m ugly.

My car doesn’t break up with me.