I'm in heat

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When you're so turned on you could punch a wall and it would be like a romantic proposal

I'm in heat so hard I just stared at my sandwich like it was my ex.

My dog walked by and I tried to flirt with him. He just looked at me like I was a bad choice.

I was in heat so bad I tried to text my mom and sent a photo of my face instead of a normal text.

When your brain is like a broken microwave and your only thought is getting some

I was in heat so bad I texted my neighbor and asked if they had any snacks. They said no. I asked if they had any sex. They said no again.

I was in heat so bad I tried to flirt with my dog and he just ran away.

I was in heat so bad I tried to text my teacher and accidentally sent my dog a message.

When you're so horny you could eat a whole pizza and still want more

I was in heat so bad I tried to flirt with my math teacher and he gave me a quiz instead.

I was in heat so bad I tried to text my dad and he sent me a photo of his face instead.

I was in heat so bad I tried to flirt with my friend and he just said 'cool' and walked away.