I'm in a tree

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You yell this when your boss calls you at 8 a. m. and you’re still in pajamas and you’re not even close to being ready for work.

Boss: 'Hey, I need to talk to you.' Me: 'I’m in a tree!'

I’m in a tree! I just ate a donut and I’m not coming down!

I’m in a tree! You can’t make me do work until I’ve had my coffee!

You say this when you’re so good at the game you think the other person is a complete idiot and you're not even trying.

'I’m in a tree!' I literally just tapped you and you fell over.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m eating pizza and you’re still trying to beat me.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m not even looking at the screen and I’m still winning.

You scream this when you're stuck and you have no idea what to do and you just say it because it sounds cool.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m stuck and I don’t know what else to say.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m being chased and I’m not even sure why I’m running.

'I’m in a tree!' I don’t know what to do so I just yell that.

You say this when you’re pretending to be smart and you’re talking about shapes and you think it makes you look cool.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m doing geometry and I think I’m the smartest person in the room.

'I’m in a tree!' I don’t even know what a triangle is but I’m still talking about it.

'I’m in a tree!' I’m trying to be cool and I’m failing at it.

You say this when you're being mean to someone and you're right in their face and you're not even trying to be nice.

'I’m in a tree!' I just walked up to my enemy and said that in their face.

'I’m in a tree!' I threw shade and I didn’t even try.

'I’m in a tree!' I was being mean and I didn’t even realize it.