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You're so busy and stressed you'd rather be in a box than try to tie your shoes. You get up, fall over like a drunk grandma, and yell 'baklava' like it's your last word. You just need a shot of whiskey to survive.
I’m in a box and my shoes are trying to kill me.
I got stuck in a box and my mom said ‘you’re not even trying.’
I’m in a box and my only hope is baklava and whiskey.