I'm Immunized

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A fancy way of saying you're not getting jabbed and you're mad about it. It’s like saying ‘I’m protected by magic’ but it’s really just your stubbornness.
"I’m immunized, and you’re not getting me back in that bubble.", A man at the grocery store.
"Immunized? That’s not a word. That’s a lie.", A kid in the backseat of the car.
"I’m immunized, and I’m not afraid of your tiny little virus.", A guy on TikTok.
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When you’re not getting vaccinated and you’re too much to admit it. It’s like saying you’re the hero and everyone else is the villain.
"I’m immunized, and I’m winning.", A man in a Zoom meeting.
"Immunized? That’s just a cover for my laziness.", A teenager at lunch.
"I’m immunized, and I don’t need no stinkin’ shot.", A guy at the gas station.
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A big word for saying you’re not getting the shot and you’re making everyone else feel bad about it. It’s like you’re the king and everyone else is the peasants.
"I’m immunized, and I rule this kingdom.", A man in a park.
"Immunized? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m not getting poked.", A kid at the mall.
"I’m immunized, and I’m not getting jabbed by no one.", A guy on a podcast.
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