i'm horny

When you're so drunk you think your pants are a second skin and your friend's face is a buffet.

When you're so turned on you'd rather have sex than eat your third slice of pizza.

When you're on a roller coaster and you're too scared to yell, but you still say 'I'm horny' just to be annoying.

A song that starts with a cop getting shot and somehow makes you want to have sex.