I'm HIV positive

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You yell this when someone questions your confidence and you're ballsy enough to back it up with a disease.

"I'm HIV positive," he said, like he had a PhD in being cocky.

"You doubt me? I'm HIV positive," she said, like she was also a rockstar.

He said, "I'm HIV positive," like he was the king of the universe and you were just a peasant.

That thing Cartman says when he’s trying to sound cool but it’s just him being a smug little f***.

Cartman said, "I'm HIV positive," like he was the most important person in the room.

He told the class, "I'm HIV positive," like he had a secret mission from the president.

Cartman said, "I'm HIV positive," like he had just discovered the meaning of life.

When someone is hitting on you, but they’re so bad at it, it’s like watching a train wreck and you’re the conductor.

She tried to flirt with me, but it was like I was watching a train wreck.

He hit on me like I was the last piece of pizza and he was the guy who dropped it on the floor.

She was coming on to me, but it was like I was watching a dog try to juggle.