I'm having a midlife crisis

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i'm so messed up i'd rather fight a bear than admit i'm getting old

my dog just died and i'm still not ready to grow up

i yelled at my kid for getting straight A's

i tried to drive my car into a lake and failed

i'm so lost i tried to buy a sports car with my kid's college fund

i married my ex just to get back at my current wife

i bought a motorcycle and still don't know how to ride it

i tried to start a band with my dog

i'm so broken i tried to be a rockstar and failed at being a dad

i took my kid to a concert and cried in the front row

i bought a suit and still look like a fool

i tried to text my ex and sent my kid a love letter