I'm gonna vomit

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When something is so gross it makes your stomach try to escape through your mouth like it’s trying to get out of a prison break.

I saw my dog eat a dead squirrel. I’m gonna vomit.

My uncle told a fart joke during dinner. I’m gonna vomit.

My math teacher wore socks with glitter on them. I’m gonna vomit.

When you're so sick of something you're not just mad, you're physically trying to throw up just to get away from it.

My little brother ate my homework. I’m gonna vomit.

My mom made me eat lima beans for breakfast. I’m gonna vomit.

I had to listen to my sister’s terrible singing for an hour. I’m gonna vomit.

When something is so bad it makes your brain shut down and your stomach start a mutiny.

I had to watch my dad try to dance. I’m gonna vomit.

My cat barfed on my laptop. I’m gonna vomit.

My brother told me he’s gonna be a vampire when he grows up. I’m gonna vomit.

When you're so disgusted you think your insides are trying to leave your body through your mouth like it’s a highway.

I saw my dog eat a sock. I’m gonna vomit.

I had to eat a whole plate of spaghetti. I’m gonna vomit.

My friend told me he eats dirt for fun. I’m gonna vomit.

When you're so fed up you're not just mad, you're trying to puke just to get even.

My math teacher made me do 100 problems. I’m gonna vomit.

My brother stole my pizza. I’m gonna vomit.

I had to sit through my mom’s terrible karaoke. I’m gonna vomit.

When you're so annoyed you feel like your stomach is going to explode just to get out of your body.

I had to listen to my little sister’s terrible voice. I’m gonna vomit.

My dad tried to sing in the shower. I’m gonna vomit.

I had to eat a whole sandwich for breakfast. I’m gonna vomit.