I'm gonna suicide

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a stupid joke kids tell their parents to mess with them and then laugh when the parents get all worked up and yell

'I'm gonna suicide,' he said, then laughed when his mom started crying.

'I'm gonna suicide,' she texted her dad, then immediately went to her room and played video games.

'I'm gonna suicide,' he said in the middle of dinner, then took a second helping of pie.

when a kid lies about killing themselves just to make their parents panic and then forgets about it after getting a snack

'I'm gonna suicide,' he said, then went to the kitchen and grabbed a bag of chips.

She told her dad she was gonna suicide, then went on Instagram and posted a selfie.

He said he was gonna suicide, then played Fortnite for three hours straight.

a fake threat kids use to annoy their parents and usually end up getting a lecture and a snack

He said he was gonna suicide, then got yelled at and got a candy bar.

She threatened to kill herself, then her mom gave her a sandwich and told her to stop being dramatic.

He said he was gonna suicide, then his dad gave him a lecture and a pizza.