I'm gonna punt you to the moon

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A loud promise to throw you into space with no pants on and your face first.
You spilled my juice. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
Your math test was worse than my ex's singing. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You took my last slice of pizza. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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When you're so mad you swear you’ll kick them all the way to the moon and back.
You broke my phone. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You said my dog was fat. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You stole my snack. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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A serious threat made when you're tired of someone's nonsense and want them gone.
You woke me up at 3 a. m. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You drew on my wall. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You talked too much in class. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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A wild promise to kick you so hard you’ll float past the moon like a space idiot.
You called me ugly. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You beat me at video games. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You took my spot on the bus. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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When you're so angry you swear you’ll send them flying past the moon with no mercy.
You laughed at my joke. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You ate my sandwich. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You told my secrets. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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A loud promise that you’ll kick them so hard they’ll crash into the moon and never come back.
You ruined my hair. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You failed my test. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
You talked to my crush. I'm gonna punt you to the moon.
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