I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

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A band director’s favorite way to say they’re gonna make you eat their lunch and then throw the spoon at your face.
My director said, 'I'm gonna kill you with a spoon,' after I played the wrong note 10 times in a row.
He screamed it during rehearsal when I dropped my drum stick on his foot.
He said it after I licked the spoon and he got a nosebleed.
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What a band director says when they’re so mad they’d rather stab you with a spoon than let you play again.
'I'm gonna kill you with a spoon,' he said after I messed up the whole song.
He told me that right after I dropped the sheet music on his head.
He said it when I tried to sneak candy during practice.
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A band director’s way of saying they’re gonna make you feel the pain of a spoon in your eye.
He said, 'I'm gonna kill you with a spoon,' after I laughed at his joke about the drum set.
He screamed it when I used the timpani pedal to scratch his back.
He said it after I used the spoon to eat his lunch.
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