I'm gonna have a cow

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A way to show you're so mad or happy you're about to explode. People might think you’re actually raising cows in your backyard. If you’re dumb enough to go along with it, make loud noises and squeeze your butt like you're giving birth to a cow in a public bathroom.

I'm gonna have a cow when I see my ex with my mom at the grocery store.

My dog ate my homework. I'm gonna have a cow.

When my teacher gave me a D on my math test, I had a cow and a half.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase you shout when you're so furious or excited you think you're about to turn into a cow. If someone asks you where you keep your cows, tell them you park them in the garage next to your car.

When my phone dropped in the toilet, I said, 'I'm gonna have a cow!'

My sister told me I was ugly, and I had a cow right in the middle of the kitchen.

I got a 100 on my test, and I had a cow so loud the neighbors came out.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A way to say you're so mad or happy you think you're about to start mooing. If you're stupid enough to believe you're actually raising cows, you might be asked to show them off at the next family reunion.

I had a cow when my dog bit my uncle.

When my mom said I had to do chores, I had a cow and a half.

I saw my crush and had a cow so loud my teacher yelled at me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A loud way to say you're so mad or excited you're about to start mooing. People might think you're actually keeping cows in your bedroom. If you're dumb enough to believe it, start making cow noises in the middle of class.

I had a cow when my dog peed on my homework.

When I got my first cell phone, I had a cow in the hallway.

When my friend said my crush liked me, I had a cow so loud the teacher gave me a time-out.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A way to show you're so happy or mad you're about to become a cow. If someone asks where your cows are, tell them they're in the fridge eating your leftover pizza.

When my dog ate my math test, I had a cow.

I had a cow when my friend told me I was the best.

When my teacher gave me an A, I had a cow so loud the class laughed.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase you use when you're so angry or happy you're about to start mooing. If you're dumb enough to believe you're actually raising cows, people might think you're going to start grazing in the park.

I had a cow when my dog ran away.

When my mom said I could have pizza for dinner, I had a cow.

I had a cow so loud my neighbor came to my house.

by Slangipedia 11d ago