I'm Gonna Goo!

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When a man’s about to blow his load like a fire truck at a parade.
'I'm gonna goo!' he yelled, then immediately collapsed on the couch.
'I'm gonna goo!' he whispered, eyes wide, like he’d just seen a ghost.
'I'm gonna goo!' he screamed, and the neighbor heard it through the wall.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man’s about to let it all out like a broken water main.
He said, 'I'm gonna goo!' and then the bed shook like an earthquake.
'I'm gonna goo!' he said, and the dog ran out of the room.
He texted, 'I'm gonna goo!' and then the phone died.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man’s about to spew like a volcano at a pizza party.
'I'm gonna goo!' he said, and then the pizza got tossed.
He yelled, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the whole room laughed.
He DM'd, 'I'm gonna goo!' and then the Wi-Fi went out.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man’s about to leak like a broken faucet in a bathroom.
'I'm gonna goo!' he said, and the toilet flushed itself.
He whispered, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the shower turned on.
He said, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the sink started dripping.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man’s about to go off like a firecracker at a birthday party.
He said, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the cake exploded.
He yelled, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the lights went out.
He texted, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the party started.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a man’s about to blast like a rocket taking off from a launchpad.
He said, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the bed shook like a spaceship.
He whispered, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the ceiling started to crack.
He yelled, 'I'm gonna goo!' and the whole house rattled.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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