I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

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This phrase really means 'I'm gonna go have sex' and no one knows it but me and my dumb friend who thought I was talking about apple juice.

'I'm gonna go get apple juice', he said. I knew he was lying.

She said she was going to get apple juice. I saw her walking out the back door.

He said he was going to get apple juice. He came back 10 minutes later with a smile.

When someone says they're going to get apple juice, they're really going to do something stupid and sexy.

He said he was going to get apple juice. I knew he was going to do something stupid.

She said she was going to get apple juice. I saw her walking out the door with a wink.

He said he was going to get apple juice. He came back 20 minutes later with a grin.

This phrase is a lie. The real reason is that they're going to do something dirty and no one wants to know.

He said he was going to get apple juice. I knew he was going to do something dirty.

She said she was going to get apple juice. I saw her walk out the back door like a thief.

He said he was going to get apple juice. He came back with a smug look on his face.