I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

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The words LeBron James said when he left Cleveland and made everyone cry, now used to mean when someone chucks their lunch and goes to South Beach to live their best life.
My mom said that when she left my dad for a guy who knows how to flip burgers.
My cousin texted me that after he got fired and moved to Miami.
My dog said that when he ran away with my sister's pizza and went to South Beach.
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The cry of a man who just left his hometown and is now rich enough to live on a beach and forget everyone who ever called him a f***ing loser.
My uncle said that when he left my town and got a job at a fancy hotel.
My neighbor texted that after he sold his house and bought a boat.
My little brother said that when he got a scholarship to a school in Florida.
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What you say when you leave your hometown, get a ton of money, and then go live in a place where the sun shines and everyone looks like a model.
My dad said that when he got a new job and moved to Miami.
My friend said that after he got signed by a big company.
My mom said that when she left my dad for a guy who looked like a surfer.
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