i'm going to sleep

'I’m going to sleep and never talk to you again', sent at 1:30 AM

'I’m going to sleep because you’re worse than my math homework'

'I’m going to sleep before I throw my phone out the window'

'I’m going to sleep and you’re not going to bother me anymore', said after 12 texts

'I’m going to sleep because you’re louder than my little brother'

'I’m going to sleep before I scream into my pillow'

'I’m going to sleep because you’re like my mom’s worst advice'

'I’m going to sleep before I cry in my cereal'

'I’m going to sleep and you’re not going to text me again'