I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

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I’m jumping off a mountain like it’s my enemy and I don’t care if I die

Bro I'm doing this and you're still stuck in traffic

I’m flying or I’m dead and you’re still breathing

You’re going to regret not joining me when I come back as a ghost

I’m diving into the sky like a dumbass and I don’t need a parachute because I’m already doomed

You’re gonna laugh when I fall and you’re still alive

I’ll be the ghost haunting your nightmares

You’re not brave enough to join me, so I’ll haunt you instead

I’m diving off a mountain like it’s my last chance to be cool and I don’t need a parachute because I’m too cool for death

You’re gonna be the one crying when I come back as a ghost

I’ll be the cool ghost and you’ll be the scared one

You’re not cool enough to join me, so I’ll haunt you for being lame