I'm going to Hell for this

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When you do something so stupid or say something so dumb that you think God is already writing your ticket to Hell.

My cousin told the principal he was going to quit school and join a gang. And he did it in front of the whole school.

My mom called my teacher a fat cow and a bad driver in front of the whole class.

I told my brother he was a loser and that his friends were worse. Now he’s threatening me with a spoon.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What people yell when they have done something so bad, even the Devil is taking notes.

My friend spilled coffee on the principal’s suit during lunch. He screamed this like it was a victory cry.

I drew a mustache on the mayor’s face during a town meeting. He roared it like it was a war cry.

My sister texted my dad a picture of her cat wearing a hat and called him a fool. He yelled it like it was the end of the world.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase you say to yourself after you’ve done something really bad, and you mean it. Sometimes it’s true, sometimes it’s just your guilt talking.

I told my math teacher I’d rather die than do another problem. I said it to myself after I failed my test.

I told my brother I was going to Hell after I stole his lunch money. I meant it, kinda.

I told my mom I was going to Hell after I ate all the cookies. I didn’t mean it, but I felt it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid song Conan O’Brien makes people sing when he’s mad at them. It’s just him saying 'I’m-a gonna go to hell when I die' while clapping and sometimes humming.

Conan made the audience sing it after I told a joke about his ex. It was the worst joke ever.

He made the audience sing it after a contestant on American Idol said something stupid. They all clapped like fools.

He made the audience sing it after I said his dog was a bigger loser than him. He clapped like he was mad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago