I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

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A mad rage scream you yell when someone says something so stupid it feels like your brain is about to explode and you wish you had a spike and a hammer.
My cousin told me she invented the wheel. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
My mom said pizza is a breakfast food. I almost drove a railroad spike through my skull.
My friend said he could beat up a dragon. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
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What you yell when someone’s stupidity is so loud it drowns out your thoughts and you want to end it all with a spike and some screaming.
My boss said the sky is green. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
My brother told me he can talk to cows. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
My teacher said 2+2=5. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
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A full-blown meltdown you have when someone is so dumb it feels like your brain is getting stabbed by a spike from the inside.
My friend said he eats rocks for breakfast. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
My sister said she can fly. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
My dad said the moon is made of cheese. I said, 'I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull.'
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