Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you yell when you're so good, you're basically a god. Like me.

I'm god, you're just a meat sack.

I'm god, you're still trying to figure out how to use a spoon.

I'm god, and I don't even need coffee to be awesome.

2

When fanfiction writers mess with the characters so bad, they might as well be writing about strangers.

That Naruto fanfic? Orochimaru is a girl who cries at rainbows.

Maka is now a drama queen who fights over lip balm.

Sonic is a smug twerp who thinks he's the best at everything.

3

A way to tell people you're in charge, even if you're just high and confused.

I'm god, and I said so.

I'm god, and I'm not even wearing pants.

I'm god, and I'm still better than you.

4

What drunks say when they're too drunk to remember they're drunk.

I'm god, and I'm not even hungover yet.

I'm god, and I just ate a whole pizza by myself.

I'm god, and I'm still better than your mom.

5

When Woods calls Mason a goddamn onion, and it's the worst insult ever.

I'm god, and I'm not even Woods.

I'm god, and I don't even know what an onion is.

I'm god, and I'm still better than that onion.

6

A line Beyoncé said to show she’s not a doormat, even if she’s still mad about being cheated on.

I'm god, and I'm not even Beyoncé.

I'm god, and I don't need a man to be happy.

I'm god, and I'm still better than that cheating guy.

7

A wall full of pointless stuff that shows how much of a self-obsessed idiot you are.

I'm god, and I have a wall full of medals.

I'm god, and I have a picture of me with a celebrity.

I'm god, and I don't even need a wall to be awesome.