i'm fuzzy

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You're so wasted on love that you're like a half-eaten Twinkie

I saw him in the hallway and just said, 'I'm fuzzy' like I was high on glitter and regret.

She texted me, 'I'm fuzzy' after we had our third coffee and fourth argument.

He walked into class and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' and the teacher gave him a C- for being too soft.

You're so sleep-deprived you're like a zombie who forgot to eat brains

I woke up and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' then fell back asleep on my keyboard.

He texted his mom, 'I'm fuzzy,' and she sent him a $20 gift card for being a mess.

She screamed, 'I'm fuzzy!' at her boss during a meeting and got fired.

You did something cool and now you feel like a happy dog who just got a treat

I finished my homework and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' then ate an entire pizza.

He passed his test and texted, 'I'm fuzzy,' like he just got a gold star and a hug.

She finally cleaned her room and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' like she was a kid who just got a toy.

You finally grew a beard and now you're like a tough guy who just escaped prison

He looked in the mirror and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' like he was a rebel who just broke free.

She texted her friend, 'I'm fuzzy,' after growing a full beard and crying.

He walked into the bar and said, 'I'm fuzzy,' and everyone gave him a standing ovation.