I'm Flat

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I’m not betting on anything. I’m not taking sides. I’m just chilling with no money on the line.
I'm flat, bro. No stake. No pain.
I’m flat. I don’t care if it goes up or down. I’m just here for the vibes.
Flat? That’s my life. No risk, no reward. Just me and my coffee.
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I’m not in the game. I didn’t bet. I didn’t lose. I didn’t win. I’m just watching.
I’m flat. I didn’t even play. I’m just here for the show.
Flat? I didn’t put a finger on it. I’m just here for the chaos.
Flat like a pancake. No bet. No stress. Just me and my snacks.
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I have no skin in this game. I’m not riding the bull or the bear. I’m just eating my burger.
Flat? I’m just eating my burger. No bull, no bear, just me and my fries.
I’m flat. I didn’t get involved. I’m just here for the food.
I have no skin in this game. I’m just here to eat.
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I’m not taking any bets. I’m not playing. I’m just sitting there like a fat kid at a buffet.
I’m flat. I didn’t bet. I just watched the whole thing like a fat kid at a buffet.
Flat? I didn’t do anything. I was just there for the show.
I’m flat like a dead man. No bet. No loss. Just me and my snack.
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I’m not in this fight. I didn’t pick a side. I’m just chilling in the middle like a lazy kid.
I’m flat. I didn’t pick a side. I’m just chilling in the middle like a lazy kid.
Flat? I didn’t do anything. I just sat there like a lazy kid.
I’m flat. I didn’t fight. I just watched from the middle like a lazy kid.
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I have no money on the line. I’m not playing. I’m just here for the fun.
I’m flat. I didn’t bet. I just came here for the fun.
Flat? I didn’t bet. I just watched the show.
I’m flat. No money. No loss. Just fun.
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