i'm feelin nae nae

My dog just stared at me like I was a cheeseburger and I was still hungry.

I saw my crush and my brain exploded like a firecracker in a toilet.

I texted my ex and then texted my mom and then cried in a cereal box.

I tried to focus on my math homework and instead drew a naked cat.

I was eating chips and suddenly I was making out with my best friend's brother.

I walked into class and my teacher asked if I was doing a science experiment.

I was at the grocery store and asked the cashier if they had a dating app.

I told my mom I was going to the library and ended up in a closet with my neighbor.

I tried to read a book and I ended up writing a love letter to my pencil.