I'm fat/I'm ugly

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You think you're fat and ugly? I'm the reason your mirror has a nervous breakdown every morning.

I'm not fat I'm a buffet and you're the guest who forgot their appetite

I'm not ugly I'm a horror movie and you're the audience who paid for it

I'm the reason your gym membership is in a landfill

If you're fat and ugly, I'm the reason your mom's lying to the whole neighborhood.

I'm not fat I'm a couch and you're the snack that's about to get eaten

I'm not ugly I'm a monster and you're the kid who got lost in the maze

I'm the reason your gym is a haunted house

You think you're fat and ugly? I'm the reason your mirror has a fake tan and a therapist.

I'm not fat I'm a pizza and you're the delivery guy who got stuck in traffic

I'm not ugly I'm a horror movie and you're the scream that's about to break the screen

I'm the reason your gym has a 'no selfie' rule