I'm either about to toot or shoot

This is when someone is so confused they don’t know if they’re going to let out a loud fart or completely explode their pants with a full-blown poop accident.

Used by someone who is so scared they might be caught doing something embarrassing like farting or peeing themselves.

When someone is ready to drop a bomb or take a leak and they don’t know which one will come first.

This is when you're so full you don’t know if you're going to fart or poop your pants and you're too proud to ask for help.

It’s when someone’s gut is in chaos and they don’t know if they’re going to fart or leak and they’re too lazy to check.