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You send your friend a bunch of gross sexual stuff from Urban Dictionary so they can't take it no more and then you can't take it no more either so you just quit talking to them
I sent you 12 definitions about a goat and a sock. You're welcome.
I texted you about a hot dog and a bathtub. You're the worst.
I posted 7 Urban Dictionary links in one message. I’m a legend.
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You spam your friend with stupid sex jokes from Urban Dictionary until you both feel like you're going to throw up and then you just walk away
I sent you 5 definitions about a man and a pizza box. You're the worst.
I texted you about a cow and a water park. I’m a legend.
I posted 9 Urban Dictionary links in one message. You’re the worst.
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You text your friend all the dumbest Urban Dictionary sex stuff until you both are too tired and too gross to talk anymore so you just stop talking
I texted you about a donut and a horse. You’re the worst.
I sent you 8 definitions about a man and a couch. I’m a legend.
I posted 10 Urban Dictionary links in one message. You’re the worst.
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